Some random notes on enjoying museums following my excursion to the National Gallery yesterday. These are what worked for me and you might not find anything that follows of any interest to you.
Be in a good mood. It’s important to get your inner you warmed up. Your brain is like a muscle and needs to be stretched before you attempt to ingest new ideas. If you’re all stressed and having a bad day, ideas will make it in there but they’ll be all hard and closed and so they won’t interact, connect or merge and they certainly won’t be able to bounce around and have fun. First, go have some lunch, meet some new people, have a beer.
Decide on a 1 hour time limit. Just like shoping, if you’re not careful museums can suck the life out of you and the weekends are like the January sales. Face the facts, you’re not going to be able to see everything, in fact you don’t need to see everything. Give youself a time limit and stick to it.
Ignore everyone. People talk alot of shit in museums and there is no right or wrong way to enjoy art. This is what worked for me. Relax your mind and slowly turn around until a painting catches your eye. It might not be a famous one, you probably won’t know why it caught your eye yet, but that’s ok, it’s normal. Walk over to it.
Wear the walkman/headset thing. If they have one of these, get it. It probably works best if it has a number pad where you punch in the number next to the painting. I don’t normally get these, I always figure that I like to make my own mind up about things. There are benefits. The currators accents will most likely be really posh but don’t worry about that, it’s not their fault.
As you look at the painting they set the scene, explaining some historical nuances that you were most likely not aware of which make the painting more relevant to you. When you start to understand the context you can more easily relate your experiences to it. At this stage it might become apparent why you were attracted to the painting in the first place.
Often they have sound effects in the background which gives a real documentary feeling to the canvas. At times yesterday it really felt like I was looking through a window into another world, a story somehow encoded in the brush strokes. I’d never really seen paintings this way before.
Experiment with your surroundings. When I’d seen all the paintings I was really interested in, which by the way only ended up being around 1/4 of them, I decided it would be interesting to punch in random numbers into the keypad and listen to the explanation while watching the wrong painting. This turned out to be pretty interesting.
It didn’t work straight away, but I think that because I was in some form of story mode from previous paintings, if I relaxed and made a conscious effort to stop noticing the differences between the voice and the picture, I started to notice similarities and then eventually my brain started to fill in gaps and create the story itself. Weird but great fun.
Once I’d done all the art, I sat in the middle of one of the large rooms on a bench and now payed particular attention to everyone else in the room. I found it very interesting observing other people’s reactions to the paintings, and trying to figure out their museum technique.
When the hour was up and we headed outside I noticed that I was in some way more aware than usual of my suroundings, colours, sounds and smells all seemed more accentuated. I think art is good for the sole.